9 gifs per episode - Silver Wings of Time

I just can't believe you would call me butthead.

Shut up.

That's so harsh.

tagged → #Brooklyn99 #jamy

levis-short-ass:

lyndseyls:

yourtubes:

I genuinely apologize for how I looked in middle school

and high school

and now

*boom*
  • mom: what was that?
  • me: my shirt fell
  • mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that...
  • me: i was in it

josepgabarros:

Melissa Fumero

tagged → #Melissa Fumero
tagged → #Seth meyers

SNL Cast Members - ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

tagged → #snl

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

tagged → #Brooklyn99

basedgosh:

dont ask me to smile in pictures because i will look like this 100% of the time
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