spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

1x01 // 2x01

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  • friend: says something that vaguely references song lyric
  • me: PERFORMS ENTIRE SONG

breakfastburritoe:

*drinks water to avoid talking*

livestolaugh:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

dry-cereal:

once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

his name is scooter

sounds promising

favourite characters > jake peralta, brooklyn nine nine

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bluemoonfireworks:

anyone else crying over the fact that jake told amy not to fall in love with him then turns around and does exactly that with her

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Words of wisdom from Detective Jake Peralta also known as Detective Right-All-The-Time

Words of wisdom from Detective Jake Peralta also known as Detective Right-All-The-Time

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1x01 || 2x01

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'Alright, fill me in, tell me everything I missed.'

'Won't take long only three things happened.'

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itsbrooklyn99:

Jake Peralta + cutest moments

requested by anselbelike

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Sometimes things are just.. out of your control

                                                            Not  good  enough.

"Hey, so, listen. The thing that I said to you before I went undercover, about how I wished something had happened between us romantically… That wasn’t nothing - that was real. I know that you’re with Teddy, I’m not trying to change that and I get there’s stuff I can’t control, but this morning I told you that I didn’t mean any of it and that was a lie. I just don’t want to hold anything back. ”
"Thank you for saying that."

Does anyone have a few words they’d like to say?
No one say anything! I want him to say stuff.

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Can we talk in private for a sec?